If I were a country, I'd be Canada.
If I were a month, I'd be May.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 4:30pm.
If I were a season, I'd be Spring.
If I were a planet, I'd be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a seahorse.
If I were a direction, I’d be East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise-longue.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Beaujolais.
If I were a tree, I’d be a willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be a whisk.
If I were a flower, I’d be a peony.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be 17ºC and blue sky.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a triangle.
If I were a colour, I’d be mink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be giddy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be white cherries.
If I were a sound, I’d be a chirping robin.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a jaguar, e-type.
If I were a food, I’d be spaghetti vongole.
If I were a place, I’d be Parc Buttes Chaumont.
If I were a material, I’d be unhappy.
If I were a taste, I’d be pear and roquefort - together.
If I were a scent, I’d be a parisienne boulangerie.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile that gives you crows feet. Sorry.
If I were a song, I’d be Strange Powers by The Magnetic Fields.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Miu Miu Clogs.

Thanks to the lovely Allie for this fun little thing.